1) Are your parents married or divorced?
2) Are you a vegetarian?
Only when cooked meat is not within my arm span
3) Do you believe in Heaven?
I believe in Jesus Tarbox
4) Have you ever come close to dying?
I once came close to living. Fucking shamans and their shitty necromancy.
5) What jewelry do you wear 24/7?
6) Are you eating?
If by eating you mean thinking about eating, yes.
7) Do you eat the stems of broccoli?
I eat faces.
8) Do you wear makeup?
Only when I'm a slut.
10) Would you ever have plastic surgery?
I'd totally let a ninja cut my face to give me a really sweet scar.
11) What do you wear to bed?
what don't I wear to bed?
12) Have you ever done anything illegal?
13) Can you roll your tongue?
What is that supposed to mean?
14) Do You Tweeze your eyebrows?
Do you tweeze your pubes?
15) What kind of sneakers?
I don't wear sneakers. bitch.
16) Do you believe in Abortions?
I eat babies.
17) What is your Hair color?
It's behind me right now. I think it's scared. Maybe if we're quiet it'll come out...
18) Future child's name?
Kyle Geranimo Bahurkadirka so we can call him the KGB
19) Do you snore?
And i would know this how?
20) If you could go anywhere in the world where would it be?
your mom's pants
21) Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
Uh.. that shit's just nasty.
22) If you won the lottery, what would you do first?
23) Gold or silver?
Gold is for black folk, so Silver
24) Hamburger or hot dog?
i dun eat pig, just cow.
25) If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?
26.) City, beach or country?
my computer with a internet connection
27) What was the last thing you touched?
my bra. it slides down. awkwardly.
28) Where did you eat last?
in you mom.
29) When's the last time you cried?
When KT made a sad face at me. It was so damn cute.
30) Do you read blogs?
31) Would you ever go out dressed like the opposite sex?
rather, would i ever go out dressed like the same sex?
32) Ever been involved with the police?
i don't date the man
33) what's your favorite shampoo/conditioner and soap?
34) Do you talk in your sleep?
how the fuck would i know?
35) Ocean or pool?
36) What's your favorite song at the moment?
not listening to music
37) what's your favorite color(s)?
the color of your face after i smash it into a wall....purple
38) Window seat or aisle?
uh, the aisle. no seat. i like room to take my naps.
39) Ever met anyone famous?
i once sent a message to the REY and he replied. so no, never.
40) Do you feel that you've had a truly successful life?
i'm still in high school. I feel horrible about my present life, obviously.
41) Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?
who the hell are you? I inhale
42) Ricki Lake or Oprah Winfrey?
43) Basketball or Football?
baseball... this quiz sucks
44) How long do your showers last?
i don't do that silly nonesense
45) Do you drive a stick?
46) Cake or ice cream?
neither. fuck you birthday convention
47) Are you self-conscious?
i worry that the reason i'm evil is not because i'm bad ass, but because i secretly want these people who leech onto my amazingness to go away more than I think i do......
49) Have you ever given money to a bum?
I have dropped money on the streets of cities.... same thing.
50) have you been in love?
well, i looked into the mirror this morning, so obviously yes.
51) Where do you wish you were?
in your mom's pants.... we went over this already.....
54) Can you tango?
i used to be able to. freshman year.
55) Last gift you received?
I got my bubbles stolen by dan.
56) last sport you played?
Twist Dan's Nipples... i won
57) Things you spend a lot of money on?
food, food, food, bubble, food, toilet paper, food
58) Where do you live?
the 5th circle of hell
60) Last wedding attended?
I've only ever been to funerals... our family is in the decline
61) Favorite fast food restaurant?
63) Most hated food(s)?
pig and tea
65) Can you sing?
only when stepping into a cold shower unwittingly
66) last person you imd?
Your mom, about the... arrangements... and brandon
67) what's your least fav. chores?
chores? uh, the cleaning bit
68) Favorite drink?
pepsi and wait... we did this already
69) Current Crush?
after your mom, probably magic [which booboo taught me how to play today]